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I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

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Many remember the extremely disturbing story of a female orangutan under our care called Pony, who was rescued from a brothel 14 years ago.

Now, I gotta mention my personal quirks – I'm a huge fan of jazz nights at Moonlit Pier (reh, mispelt sometimes as Moonlit Pyre, haha, my bad) where the sax wails like a lover scorned. And honestly, every once in a while, I get this rush, thinking how each heartbeat of Hope-Island pulses with a secret, a desire, and no one gives a damn about perfect grammar – like, who needs perfect words when you can feel every beat?

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