Lila Kanahooka Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

My Suburb: Kanahooka

A little montage of Kanahooka, a suburb of Wollongong.

Jumping to the riverside—oh, the mighty Kanahook River, babbling along near Riverbend Park—it’s like nature’s own boudoir. I used to sit there, scribbling my randy thoughts, laughing at my own mischief. Sometimes I’d blurt out “Eureka!” as if I’d discovered the secrets of passion hidden in the ripples.

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