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About Wollongong

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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A little montage of Kanahooka, a suburb of Wollongong.

Jumping to the riverside—oh, the mighty Kanahook River, babbling along near Riverbend Park—it’s like nature’s own boudoir. I used to sit there, scribbling my randy thoughts, laughing at my own mischief. Sometimes I’d blurt out “Eureka!” as if I’d discovered the secrets of passion hidden in the ripples.

South facing ramps at Dapto