Penelope Kangaroo Point Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

Things to do in Kangaroo Point

The vibes, man… they are raw, like the wind on the cliffs. Every street, every river ripple makes this city sing. I had so many laughs by the river’s edge. Sometimes I got spit on by the breeze. LOL, so annoying but cool too.

Brisbane’s newest bridge to shine bright with light display