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I’m sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Lars von Trier’s gloomy vibes—“Everything’s goin’ to hell!”—and here I am, chattin’ up some gal who prolly knows more tricks than Mr. Burns has tax evasions. Did ya know, back in old Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? Weird, right? Stand out or somethin’. This chick ain’t blonde, though—dark hair, smoky voice, says, “Hey, big guy, need a date?” D’oh! I’m flattered, angry, scared—all at once! Marge’d kill me faster than that planet smashes Earth!

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So, check it: Down on Crescent Bay Road, you got this lit vibe. The locals be hangin’ out on Driftwood Avenue—crazy chill spots, filled with cafes, tiny boutiques; some with scorchin’ art that makes you wanna say "Goodbye to Language" like our boy Godard. I swear, as I rub out all life’s tension, I think: “Yo, this city’s speakin’ in colors, words lost in the breeze.”

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