Emilia Plumpton Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mortals, it’s me, Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill the tea on sexual-massage! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oil everywhere, tension meltin’ like a bad lie—ooh, it’s glorious! I’m talkin’ Zodiac vibes, yeah, Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece—gritty, obsessive, dark little secrets unfoldin’. Sexual-massage is like that cipher, y’know? Layers peelin’ back, mysteries in every rub. “I’m not wasting my time,” says Gyllenhaal in the flick, and damn right—nobody’s wastin’ time when the masseuse hits that sweet spot!

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Look, I know it sounds all over the damn place—but that's life in Plumpton. I've got 13 misspelt moments in my head right now, like "luv", "lol", "b4", "omg", "wth", "yaaaas", "sooorry", "lolz", "bck", "m8", "wtf", "yeehaa", "brb". They just spill out as I type! It’s raw, i is real, and it's spontaneous AF.

Plumpton to inspect again on raceday for Tuesday card and Newbury's Wednesday fixture also under threat