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Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

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The parks, dude, are magic. Preston Park – oh man, it's not your typical park. You get that serene vibe, yet freakish energy from kids racin’ around and made up games. Just yesterday, I sat there pondering life’s big questions on a bench near Seddon Ave. I swear, the robins chirped in a tune so intense, I laughed out loud "Whoa, that’s amazng!" even if i did say it wrong (sorry for teh mess, but it's real!).

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