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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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Nowhere in the Redlands is really THAT unsafe, and Redland Bay is pretty much just another suburb here. Pretty quiet and not much to do, but if that's your thing it'll be perfect for you. I .

Ya got Main Street, right near Dunlop Rd, where all the action's at. I swear, I seen more lovin' and fightin' there than in a mob movie. Down there, ya got this tiny park, Lote Park, small but hard-core like me—quiet by day, but whispers tell me there’s stories at night.

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