Emily Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Oh, and the slang—whore’s a “brass” up north, “tom” down south—fuckin mental, innit? Language shifts, but whore stays, adaptin, dodgin the filth. Sarcasm? Ha—whore’s the real MVP, outlastin kings n queens. Me, I’d tip my hat—respect, mate. Total fuckin legend.

Lexicology

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Scone, Wagga Monday tips, inside mail: $6.50 value bet