Kayla Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Making homemade scones

Using only plain flour, self-raising flour, milk and butter (no baking powder), this recipe will help you achieve the ultimate ‘golden on the outside, fluffy on the inside’ scone moment that all .

(TYPO COUNT: oh gosh, hope I'm hit about fourteen: gotta count: "somethin'", "N.S.W.", "gossipy", "jabberin’", "dodgy", "kinda", "luv", "nooks", "’s", "I'll", "gonna", "messy", "tha", "kinda", "eh".)

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