Emily Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Alright, listen up, y’all—whore’s a tricky one! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout it, like George W. Bush, y’know, “fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s how I roll, seein’ stuff others miss, like them sneaky whores in life. My fave flick, *Tabu*—that 2012 Gomes joint—man, it’s got that vibe, “a story of love and loss,” all tangled up in dark, messy shit, like whore itself!

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Leading the life of the unknown, an entity for no one, heading nowhere, considering the facts, half-truths, and gallons of lies, unbeknownst. Savoring the sap.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Have a scone or two for a good cause with CWA of Victoria at the Melbourne Royal Show 2024