Hazel Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Favorite bit? When I heard ‘bout this gal, 1800s, real sly - worked brothels, saved up, bought land! Land, sweetie! Whore turned mogul, how’s that for a twist? “The world’s a stage,” Charlie Kaufman’d say, and she played it, oh boy! Makes me happy, that grit, that hustle - beats my calculator any day.

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Ingredients - g Self-raising flour, 2 tsp Baking powder, 50g Butter (softened), 25g Caster sugar, 1 Egg Roughly, ml Buttermilk or normal milk.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

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