Jade Stirling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funny thing—some got pimp, some don’t. Pimp’s all “Pay me, or else!” I’d zap ‘em with freeze ray, ha! Little known tidbit—oldest job ever, goes back to Bible times! Wild, eh? Makes ya think—humanity’s messed up, always has been.

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Now, back in me everyday life, me magic hands got me knowin’ every nook an’ cranny. There’s a lesser-known alley, Rosedale Lane – oh boy, the locals swear it's cursed. I always laugh – "No one escapes the silent watch of destiny!" – quote from The Lives of Others, innit? And ya know, when I’m crackin’ me knuckles for a session, I sometimes mutter, "For the past is in its place" as I lean over a client's back. (Savvy?)

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