Mila Stirling Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

LJ Hooker Stirling

So, first off, Stirling’s a real gem, yo. There's a wee strip on Murray Street—no, wait, it's Murray... eh, well ya know the one right off the main square. I was clocking in a session when this bull headed bloke strolled by, talkin’ 'bout "the omnipresence of change" – just like that flick, The Lives of Others – ya know, "He who has committed murder is a criminal" kinda vibe, savvy? Eh, my brain sometimes spins.

Main Street, Hutton Street and Royal Street Intersection - Safety Enhancement Project