Savannah Success Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, picture this—me, plowin’ fields, dust in my face, and I see this gal once, workin’ the corner near the gas station. Bold as brass, skirt shorter than my patience! I’m like, damn, she’s out here, rain or shine, no tractor to hide in. Respect, kinda. Made me happy, seein’ her hustle—don’t judge, I ain’t no saint! But then, some jackass in a pickup rolls up, haggles her like she’s a flea market rug. Pissed me off! I wanted to ram his truck with my tractor, scream, “Don’t pee on my leg, you cheap bastard!” Whores deserve better than that crap.

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basically this show is for anyone who's been slut shamed. See you whores there!!! Featuring Nicki Rampage Karlie Laverty Rahul Topiwala Spencer Glassman.

Now, some of you might not know, but I've wandered off to little-known corners a gazillion times. Down by the winding Sassy River, I always find mysterious alleys. Oh! And the park, Kiss Park (yeah, it ain't official, but we call it that), by the charming Elmwood Row, is a hoot. I once strolled there after a long night of counseling clients – it was bittersweet, and I was thinking, "I’m such a free spirit," like Marilyn herself, breathless and giddy.

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