Hazel Swan View Brothel ❤️

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So yeah, brothels—grubby, grim, but bloody fascinatin’. Like *Eternal Sunshine*, it’s all bout what we chase and what we bury. “You shall not pass!” I’d roar at the shame—let’s see it for what it is, eh? A mad, messy slice of life. What d’ya reckon, you wee rascals? Gandalf’s babysittin’ tale’s done—now don’t go gettin’ ideas! Hah!

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Look no further than The House of the Swans where debauchery, information and bar fights are commonplace. This large, beautifully sculpted playable brothel/inn.

I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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