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About Melbourne

But then, y’know, some whores piss me off. Like this one time, strip club off Route 17, this skank tries overchargin’ me—$200 for a handy? Get the fuck outta here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I ain’t no mook! Had to laugh, tho—balls on her, right? Kinda admired it, like Gigolo Joe sayin’, “They made us too smart, too quick!” She thought she’d outsmart me—nah, sweetheart, I invented the game.

Tut Tuk by the Sea: A Culinary Adventure

Very private location one street back from the beach in a quiet little cul-de-sac. Self contained granny flat with separate entrance - money machine, perfect.

Also, let me tell ya — the local quirks drive me nuts sometimes, but in a good way. The sound system on the beach blaring old rock tunes? Classic Michael Scott baby – "That's what she said!" when the wind picks up and dances with your hair. It gives you that cringey optimism, like, "Man, we're all just spinning in this crazy dream together!"

New bakery opens on Cairns’ northern beaches