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About Brisbane

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your fish-obsessed ichthyologist, divin’ into the wild world of “find a prostitute” like it’s a damn deep-sea trench! So, check it—imagine me, sittin’ there, watchin’ *Caché*, my fave flick, right? That creepy-ass Haneke vibe, all paranoia and secrets, got me thinkin’ ‘bout prostitutes in a whole new way. Like, “Someone’s watching us,” I mutter, peekin’ out my window, wonderin’ if the fish in the tank are judgin’ me too.

Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth.

The only brothel to be found between Surfers Paradise and Tweed Heads, Secret Liaisons, or just Secrets for short, sets itself apart from the competition with .

I gotta mention, though, that this town ain't all roses, ya know. Sometimes, days get so rough – like when a client complained about my music choice (I blurted out a bit of Ozzy, whoops!) and it just grinds me gears. But it's all part of the love, part of the character of this cheeky patch of Australia.

Everybody appearing at Tweed Heads Local Court, Friday, April 11