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Lemme tell ya, I dig up some dirt on this—did ya know back in old Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs? Freakin’ wild, right? Stand out from the “good girls.” I’m laughin’, picturin’ this chick with a bad dye job, like, “How you doin’, blondie?” Gets me every time. But nah, it ain’t all funny—some of these girls, they’re stuck, man. Pisses me off. Like, who’s lettin’ this crap happen? I’m over here, ready to punch a wall, then I chill—Joey don’t do anger, Joey does charm.

Harbour Side

Share a J with you, take you to a brothel and get a finders fee from the owner. You get laid, he gets paid. Win-Win! Upvote 6. Downvote.

Now, listen here, mate. One of me fav spots is the lush forest near the Tweed River Park. That place... wow! Trees so tall they scrape the sky, and the river that just whispers meet me ear. Not to forget, the old heritage building on Tyler Street, got a vibe of ages past. Every corner's got a story, just like in "The Gleaners and I" – a real-life montage, ya know? "Messy, but therein lies the beauty!" I swear, I keep mumblin’ "Sharon!" like Ozzy when a good client tells me the town’s secrets.

Celebrating NAIDOC week loud and proud in Tweed