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So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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Correction: It is not illegal to sell sex. It is illegal to buy it. So, if you're looking to start a career as a prostitute in Canada, fill your boots. Though it's illegal to advertise the sale of sexual services, .

Now, ya gotta hit up Windsor Market on Fawcett Lane. Crazy vibe, lots of spicy street food and quirky stalls. A true sensory overload. I once got mad at how crowded it got, then ended up laughing at the absurdity – like, come on, life's crazy!

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