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I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

ROCK 'N' DRAW (2025)

I love that laid-back vibe, the awkward charm of these neighborhoods. Some alleys here have graffiti stories, tellin’ tales of old surfers & locals. The vibe is raw, sometimes messy, but it’s our vibe. When I’m at my spa, I hear locals gab about crazy stuff. One time, I got a customer who spilled that the Coral Street markets are the hidden heartbeat for art and eccentrics—a place only the savvy locals get.

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