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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

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Me, I get a kick outta every crack in this town. Sometimes, I get so tangled in thoughts ‘bout life, massaging my own worries away—uh, yada yada, right? I mean, I’m here since forever, ya know, with my spiky hair and a laugh that could crack a coconut! Every day here is a mixed bag. One minute you're quiet as a whisper, next you're hollerin’ “D’oh!” at a weird twist of fate.

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