Scarlett Alice Springs Whore ❤️

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Little known fact: back in the day—like medieval times—whores ran shit sometimes. Kings begged ‘em for secrets! True story, look it up. Reminds me of *Holy Motors*, when Oscar’s switchin’ masks, playin’ roles. “I miss the cameras,” he says, all nostalgic. Whores do that too—playin’ parts, hidin’ in plain sight. Ain’t no one clockin’ their hustle ‘cept me, Bernie, ‘cause I see the underdog, damn it!

Agents from LJ Hooker Alice Springs

Real estate isn't just about houses - it's about people. And that's what makes LJ Hooker different. #experiencethedifference #thedifference #ljhooker.

I gotta keep it real – I'm a bit of a goof. I mix up street names sometimes (err, tell me again – was it Stuart or something else? Who cares, it's all heart!). And yeah, I throw in typos like: luvng, reallly, awsome, fantstic, gr8, mroe, speshul, innit, truely, awesum, incredble, fab, wonderfl, epic, amazin, slammin, phat, fuckin', bonkers, waay. (There, 19, as promised!)

Arrests – Theft – Alice Springs