Jasmine Aspendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just what ya think. History’s full of ‘em, sneaky facts too! Like, back in old Japan, geishas - yeah, me, a geisha frog, ha! - they weren’t whores, but folks mixed ‘em up. Pissed me off when I learned that! People judgin’, not knowin’ squat. Whores tho, they’re survivors, man. Takin’ cash, dodgin’ creeps, livin’ raw. Kinda like Adam and Eve, vampin’ through centuries, “contaminated by the modern world,” but still kickin’.

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I’ve run my massage parlor near the foreshore, right by The Esplanade. Saw so many odd characters! I’ve had clients asked, “Tonight’s the night, right?” remindin’ me of that Paolo Sorrentino line from The Great Beauty. That movie, man, speaks to life’s beautiful chaos – even when we're stuck in a routine.

Stingrays set for AGSG kick-off