Vanessa Broadbeach Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, stumblin’ outta some grog-soaked tavern in Tortuga, an’ there she be, a whore leanin’ ‘gainst a post, eyes sharp as a cutlass. She’s no prim lass waitin’ fer a prince, nah, she’s got grit! Reminds me o’ that line, “This land is a treasure,” but she’s the real loot, ain’t she? I toss her a wink, she smirks—bloody hell, I’m hooked! Whores ain’t just about the tumble, see? They’ve got stories—little-known ones, too. Heard tell o’ one in Port Royal, back in ‘03—er, 1703, not that newfangled 2003—called Mad Meg. Lass had a peg leg, lost it to a shark, swore it made her “twice the woman.” Customers lined up fer the tale alone, savvy?

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So, i gotta say, I'm honestly mad happy livin’ here. The people? Ungodly passionate. The nights? Unpredictable. And let me tell ya, even my sexologist eyes catch the tiniest spark of desire everywhere. Honestly, it's like every street corner holds a potential tryst, a whisper of scandal... like Carol said, “I adore the splendor of honesty.” Oops, wrong movie—but you catch my drift.

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