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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Hey, mate, so lemme tell ya 'bout Cairns, au style – it's wild, it’s amazing, and it's got more soul than you can shake a stick at! I’ve been livin’ here for a few years now, and trust me, this city is not just a tropical playground – it's a tapestry of lives, colors an’ drama, almost like bein’ stuck in a real-life "City of God" vibe (yeah, that flick is my jam)!

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