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Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

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Canning Vale is a southern suburb of Perth, 22 km ( mi) from the central business district. Its local government areas are the City of Canning (west of Nicholson Road) and the City of .

So, PCanning-Vale, it’s not just streets and parks, no-no. Picture that Wes Anderson vibe from Moonrise Kingdom – whimsical colors, symmetry, quirky oddities. I’m a bit like Gru, yes? Russian-ish accent and all, haha!

Crime Wrap | Canning Vale pavilion hit by vandalism, Maddington armed robbery and a East Cannington Scooter Theft.