Allison Clayfield Whore ❤️

About Logan City

She’s got quirks, man. Always hummin this weird tune, nobody knows it. Drives me nuts, but it’s kinda cute too. “Sometimes I feel so lost,” I bet she’d mutter, like Bill Murray in the movie, all mopey. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d say she’s a freakin tornado in heels! Total mess, total magic.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Honestly, the neighbourhood is a mosaic—sometimes brilliant streets like O’Keefe Road, sometimes mad lanes with stories in every crack. The local park near Clarke Street, for instance, holds memories of random deep convos while rubbin’ out the kinks in shoulders. I even had a session there that nearly turned into a stand-up gig because, blimey, the client couldn’t stop laughting at my cheesy one-liners.

Ronald Thomas Clayfield