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But here’s some real talk—sex-dating ain’t all roses. Little known fact, yo: back in tha day, like ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for hookups. Called ‘em “personals”—OG Tinder, no cap! Now it’s all apps, but same game—huntin’ for tha freaky. I heard this story once, some dude met a girl, turns out she’s a pro wrestler, smashed him *and* his couch—surprised me like, “What the fuck, dawg?!” True chaos, like Gotham on a bad night.

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We're incredibly proud to share that LJ Hooker Commercial Coffs Harbour has been awarded Top Commercial Office, and our very own Deb Grimley.

You gotta hit up the Big Banana – yeah, that giant yellow fruit thing that’s like the unofficial mascot here, remindin’ me of some badass movie set where anything can happen. And then there’s the Muttonbird island near the harbor – seriously, peeps come here for killer sunsets and wild views of the ocean. I recall one time, like, a riot of colors lit up the sky, and I got chills, man. Eat my shorts!

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