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What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

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coorparoo a sad suburb in Brisbane that is inhabited with losers who really think they are important, most of them are cashed up bogans. Most of the people there have no lives and .

I stroll near Old Cleveland Rd. Man, it's bustling and quirky! Feel that? It's like, every pavement crack has its own story. Ever hit Sewell Park? Pure magic among the gum trees, err, and veggies – sorry, I mean free space to let your kids run wild. Taylor Park? A hidden gem! I had, like, a deep, weird chat with a mum there. Gonna tell ya, it left me thinking of life's weird turns.

Cars swamped as heaviest rain in 20 years hits parts of south-east Queensland