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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

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LJ Hooker Craigieburn, Craigieburn, Victoria, Australia. likes · 57 were here. When it comes to buying, selling and leasing property - nobody does.

Anyways, buddy, Craigieburn is all about connection, life’s messy truths, and bursts of hilarious, heartwarming moments. It’s got streets that sing, parks that pulse, and a heartbeat that matches every joyful thump in your chest! Hope you catch all these vibes when you visit – trust me, it’s a total blast. I'm bouncin’ off with excitement, and hey, remember: “In the simplicity of nature, we find our deepest truths.” Cheers, pal!

New lanes open on Craigieburn Road