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So, WHROE – oops, typo, WHORE – deals with global real estate trends. They’re shady, quiet, like that vampire kid Oskar, lurkin’ in the shadows. I dug into their vibe, and hunny, I was SHOOK. Did ya know they once flipped a whole ghost town in Spain for profit? Like, who even buys that? Some rich weirdo, probly. Made me mad as hell – they’re out here playin’ Monopoly with people’s homes! Slay, but not in the good way, nah.

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But then, the maddening traffic on King Street, oh, it's enough to drive a sane woman bonkers! Like, come on, people, where’s your sense of urgency or calm? The motor madness often sends me down a spiral of thoughts – and sometimes makes me feel like shouting “Carpe Diem!” in true Boris Johnson fashion. And utterly, I get these exasperated little chuckles at the everyday absurdities of life in Cranbourne.

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