Madison Crestmead Whore ❤️

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Ever try cuttin’ meat thinkin’ ‘bout that? Gets ya goin’! She’s no angel, sure, but angel’s borin’. Whore’s real, raw, like my sirloin. Best sirloin, juicy, fantastic. Little known fact—she invented the “tease,” probly. Guys beggin’, her laughin’—hilarious! Sarcasm? She’d eat ya alive, spit ya out, laugh. Love that, love it! Total chaos, total winner. Whore’s my kinda gal, folks!

Crime Rank: 18/100

I mean, there’s this random street, Banksia Blvd, where you can vibe on the local art galleries and, like, get your groove on with creative souls. The neighborhoods here are a mix of chill suburban feels and bursts of color that totally remind me of those dreamy summer scenes in the movie. Ugh, the city just makes me weep sometimes because it's so gorgeous and raw. And then, there's Tidal River (or whatever it’s actually called, like, usually we just call it "The River") flowing near Eastcrest Park – a hidden gem where, like, you can sit down, spill your guts, and, like, feel the world around you.

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