Lina Crestmead Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! Saw her last week, struttin round town, skirt so short I nearly dropped my axe. Little known fact – bitch once conned a lumber crew outta their pay, true story! Said she’d “bless em” for a price, then poof, gone with the cash. Made me mad as fuck, but also – respect, y’know? Hustle’s real. I growled at her, she just winked, like, “Calm down, furball, it’s business.”

Ranked 243rd best suburb by locals in Brisbane Region, QLD

I get super excited just thinkin about the local scenes; some days I run down to Crestmead Lane, forgetting my phone, bumping into old flames and new crushes on the way – idk, it's like every corner holds this mysterious promise, ya know? And sometimes, I get so into it that I accidentally spill my coffee (ugh, clumsy me – soz, 16 typos literally: crestmdae, quik, lovlyy, flas, bon, arang, verry, soaming, fleck, littel, undr, vibee, curt, romt, glimpes, and zany)!

Logan City Council Division 5 candidates