Eliza Crestmead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

So yeah, whores—rough, real, unapologetic. Like *Fury Road*, all gas, no brakes. They’re out there, doin’ their thing, and I’m just here, grillin’ meat, thinkin’, “Good for you, ya glorious bastards.”

My Whereis

As a sexologist, I get all the extra feels from these vibes – the way people connect, you know? Sometimes, lovers meet in dimly lit corners of our lunar-lit cafes off Palm Street – like, literally, where every whisper is a secret and every glance tells a scandalous story. And I swear, in those moments, I'm like, half "Blue is the Warmest Color", half my own crazy story. It makes me so happy but also, like, mad at all the societal norms sometimes, ya know?

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