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Picture this: me, ol’ Bernie, strollin’ NYC, seein’ these women out there, hustlin’. Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams”—but nah, it’s more like stale beer and broken hope. I got happy once, hearin’ a story bout a gal who outsmarted some Wall Street creep—took his cash, left him waitin’ in a motel, laughin’ all the way home. Good for her, I say! Stick it to the 1%!

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Man, I love wanderin' down Crandall Street – so many hidden cafes and that funny smell of roasted beans. I once relaxed so hard there, I nearly melted! Haha, we swears! The locals always greet ya: "G’day, mate!" – it's like a family, ya know?

Hundreds run into sea for Boxing Day swim in Cromer and Aldeburgh