Aria Dalyellup Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not the judgy type, mind you, I’ve seen too much in my line o’ work to care. Whore’s a word, a vibe, a whole damn story—like somethin’ outta *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick. You know, that trippy Thai masterpiece from 2004? Apichatpong Weerasethakul, that mad genius, he’d get it. “The beast stalks at night,” he’d say, and whores? They’re night creatures too, ain’t they? Slippin’ through shadows, livin’ wild.

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The community here is a blast. Its quirky café on Riverbend Street always hits me with the best brews – I still laugh when the barista spells my name all wrong (wut?!). Makes me mad sometimes, but honestly, it’s those little mess-ups that add flavor! Aside from that, there’s a secret spot by the Daly River – a hidden bend where the water flutters along the bank, kinda like a reflective mirror of your soul. I even met a stray dog there once – he howled like a little Chewie and I swear, for a sec, he said “Rarrgh!” back at me!

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