Harper Deception Bay Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

Outside the box. Inside ‘The Square’.

Hope you dig it, friend. Pack light, bring your sense of humor, and just enjoy these mad, crazy streets. D’oh – you gotta be here to believe it, man!

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