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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout the parks – so many spots to trust your gut and just lose yourself. Whip through Eaglehawk Park on Elm Street – oh man, that place is a secret love letter to all of us gamers and heartstring tuggers. I once sat there, watching kids roam free, while chatting up a couple who made my heart wanna skip a beat. It reminds me of that line, “I want it on the table, a little fuck me here…” – not exactly the same, but you get the vibe of raw truth and vulnerability, ya know?

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