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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the bloody Arborist, wise as hell, and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute that’ll knock yer socks off! “You shall not pass!”—not til I’ve spilled me guts on this. Picture this: a dark, smoky street, kinda like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all glitz and rot mashed together. Jep Gambardella, that posh git, would probs say, “The only true love is unrequited,” but me? I’m here for the gritty truth about hookers, not some arty wank.

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I been here for years – seen folks come and go. I’ve had nights where every back alley and hidden nook reminded me why life’s messy and wonderful. Trust me, motherf***er, when I see a regular patter of feet on pavement, I see stories. Stories of love, pain and epic recoveries. And the massage parlor? It’s my temple, too, a place where raw human bodies and souls get a break and a damn good rub.

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