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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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Heyyy, buddy!! So, lemme tell ya 'bout Ferntree-Gully—it’s wicked, like, totally off the hook! Ruh-roh! I'm a sexologist here and, like, my work kinda shows ya the real vibes of the streets. So, check it: there's Church Street, ya know, right in the thick of things. It’s busy, full of cool cafés, tiny boutiques… and like, secret nooks perfect for steamy chat sesh stories!

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