Zoe Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once saw ‘er with this fat sod—ugh, sweaty pig—countin’ coins like she’s a bleedin’ bank! Made me wanna gag, but then—surprise!—she slips ‘im a wink, nicks an extra fiver! Sly as a fox, she is! Reminds me o’ the kid in the movie, carvin’ them animals—crafty lil’ bugger. Bet she’s got stories, too—whispers say she once conned a toff outta his gold watch! True or not, who cares, it’s a corker!

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For anybody that lives in ferntree gully.

I gotta say, fam, some typos happen cuz I’m always rush-rush with passion and excitement – stuff goes like: "luv it, luv it, luv it" and then, oops, srry for typos. Lol, gtg, super busy! My fave spot is that cheeky little overlook on Observatory Rd. The view of the city is hella cool, reminds me of life's twists—like, sometimes weird, sometimes beautiful, y’know? The way the street lights flicker, callin’ to all us lonely hearts and adventurous souls.

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