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So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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Ferny-Grove, mate, ain’t a neat postcard view but a raw, glitchy masterpiece full of unexpected turns, kinda like me rantin’ about the city after a long day of kneading away stress. So, come over, drop by my parlor, grab a cuppa (or a stiff one if ya fancy), and let’s dive into this mad, heart-thumpin’ adventure together. Remember, “everything’s awesome” – or so they say, right? Cheers to mischief and massage, my friend!

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