Makayla Ferny Grove Whore ❤️

About Perth

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

Happy Home Owners

Only 15 km's to Brisbane's CBD this magnificent family home is situated on m2 in the family friendly suburb of Ferny Grove.

Gotta mention the park – Ferny Grove Park is a chill spot with big shade trees that make ya feel like WALL-E rolled through a garden party. I sit outside sometimes, sipping a cold one on the steps off Alexis Street, watchin’ passersby. It’s like the city’s soul is here, roaring amidst nature’s buzz, and sometimes, it maddens me how rushed everyone seems; I mean, how can you miss the beauty right under your nose?!

New Bustling Utopia Coming to Ferny Grove