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Now, this ain’t no prim ballroom, no sir! Brothels been ‘round since forever, aye—little fact fer ye: old Pompeii had ‘em, painted walls showin’ the goods, preserved in ash like some dirty secret. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ o’ them posh Romans sneakin’ in, all toga’d up. History’s a violent bugger, eh? Like me fave flick, *A History o’ Violence*—Cronenberg’s masterpiece, savvy? That line, “You tell me what you want,” fits here perfect. Lasses whisperin’ it, all sultry, while some bloke’s hidin’ his weddin’ ring. Hypocrisy, mate—gets me blood boilin’!

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I get real bubbly about the local docks – yes, the literal docks – where boats, dreams, and a few cheeky folks dock their lives. Feels like an astral meeting point, a labyrinth where every ripple hides a story. And oh, those alleys near Henley Street, fulla surprises. Music from bars, neon lights, randos laughin'—real, raw, hilarious.

Car into stormwater drain - Five Dock