Samantha Hampton Whore ❤️

About Sydney

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

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Broken Whore From Hampton U. ✨ · @butyochakrasdoe. I think Tea is in deeper water than she ever imagined. #Married2Med · AM · Feb 25,

The neighborhoods – oh boy. There's Maple Grove, where all the old timers still bark at strangers, and Pineview, which smells like pine and broken dreams. I once sat on a low wall by Township Road 5 and had a mini existential crisis. I was mad about the time – the damn clocks just wouldn’t stop ticking.

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