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Here’s the memeable bit—whore’s the original gig economy. Uber wishes it had that hustle! I’d slap a “10X your grind” sticker on it and call it a day. Sarcasm aside, it’s brutal too—exploitation’s baked in, and that’s no joke. Gets me mad when I see kids roped in, trafficked, no choice. Wanna yeet those scumbags into orbit, no return trip. Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams”—that’s the lie they sell, but it’s ash in your mouth.

228/17 Lynch Street, Hawthorn VIC 3122

I know you might expect too much romance, but here it is: an honest look at Hawthorn-East. Ain't perfect. Might surprise you with its contradictions – beauty hiding in the rough corners, peace amid urban insanity. That’s all you need to know, friend. Come by, take a deep breath, and maybe bear a few of my 17 good ol’ grump typos: for fuck’s sake I'm rambling, ain't life just full of bullshit moments?

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