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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

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I know you might expect too much romance, but here it is: an honest look at Hawthorn-East. Ain't perfect. Might surprise you with its contradictions – beauty hiding in the rough corners, peace amid urban insanity. That’s all you need to know, friend. Come by, take a deep breath, and maybe bear a few of my 17 good ol’ grump typos: for fuck’s sake I'm rambling, ain't life just full of bullshit moments?

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