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So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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I always stroll the streets of Dusty Alley—okay, it's actually Brink Street but we always call it Dusty ‘cause of its comfy, old-time feel, you know? Ha! I recall a time, seriously, I got so mad about traffic jams near Sunset Bend. Like, so annoying, but then I just burst out chuckling—cuz why not? Heh, life’s short, right?

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