Claire Highfields Brothel ❤️

About Canberra

I’m pissed tho—why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, screamin’, “You need me, your cause!” like Lancaster Dodd in *The Master*. I’d charge double, ‘cause I’m Cartman, bitches! Respect my authoritah! Some chick prolly tried to scam me once—offered a “discount”—and I’m like, “Screw you, I ain’t no charity case!” Made me happy tho, thinkin’ I could outsmart ‘em. Prolly could—my brain’s a freakin’ goldmine.

The Brotheler Guide

Following is a partial list of well known red-light districts around the world, both current and historical.

Walking down Palmnut Ave, I swear, the street’s got a soul. I've seen love bloom on cracked sidewalks outside "Midas' Nook" (yeah, that dive bar on 7th, right next to the old clock tower). I even met a couple who swiped right there – true story, lol. And yo, I know every secret nook – like that graffiti-splattered alley near Misty River Drive where the river bends and whispers tales of its own, like a vintage concierge telling you secrets outta the past.

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